My idea for an Orkin man commercial.

First it shows a family eating dinner in a nice home.

Then it shows the back of a huge, man-sized ant, facing the front door.

Then it shows the huge ant push the doorbell.

There is a short wait, then the door starts to creek open.

The door opens fully and it shows the upper-torso and head of the Orkin Man.

And he doesn’t look happy.

The camera then shows the front of the ant  and it says “umm,”

Then you hear a round being chambered in a pump-action shotgun.

A Boom rings out, and blasts the ant off the porch, splitting it in half.

The Camera swings back to the front door as it slams shut.

Then it shows the family still eating.

The End

-Ian Shirm