My idea for a security system commercial.

May 11, 2011 at 7:59pm

First there is a nice green lawn, with a sign on it saying “Protected by ‘fictional’ Security Company”.

Then its night time, and u see a guy in a ski-mask in the bushes..

Then it shows him, pick the back door, crack it, and wait for an alarm.

Then he smiles, gun in his hand and pushes the door open and enters.

There is a light on above him and its dark at the end of the hallway.

Stealthy like a ninja he makes his way down the hallway.

He hears what sounds like a valve being turned off, stops and listens.

Then sees a wooden-match light and illuminate an old lady in a nightgown, standing next to an oxygen tank, light a cigarette.. The match goes out and she is plunged back into darkness, save the glowing ember before her..

He starts to raise his gun-hand, and three shots ring out.

You watch the man take two in the chest and one in the head, and drop dead.

Then she turns to the camera and says ” (insert gun manufacturer’s name here), I got my security system!”

-Ian R Shirm