The Hellbilly Madman
Showin up to school at noon, with beer on my breath,
Just smoked too much weed and there’s a stupid test.
Skipping Class and Smoking grass rolling around in a beater,
It gets me places but its got a god damn broken heater!
I’ve seen and heard shit that doesn’t exist,
Tried to escape with a blade and bloody wrist.
I’ve hit the concrete floor of a hospital many a time,
Needles in the ass its almost sleepy time.
More psych ward visits than I can count on both hands,
And I got all ten fingers, it sucks I tell you man.
Getting pills in a cup and doing shit on purpose,
Having a flashback, tripping here is a circus.
I’ve tried Heroin, smoked Crack and hung out in a Meth den.
Grew up tripping on Acid just about every weekend.
I’ve hung with murderers, killed 2 pigs and broke bread with them,
Guess it was a good thing that I happened to be a friend.
Glass that doesn’t break will only break your hand,
Not as bad the second time looks like I’m a fan.
Getting fuckin desperate, huffing gas from a can.
How am I alive, I do not understand.
I’ve been shocked by 110 as well as 220,
I guess the reaper isn’t in a hurry.
Been strapped to a board, freed my hand and crushed my throat,
Stole a thumbtack, washed it down, immortal can I gloat?
Broke up a dozen fights of mostly pits and others too,
Thumb tore up and meat exposed crunched thru and thru.
Desperate for a drink and knockin back mouthwash,
Puking blood and coffee grounds this shits bad sauce.